Introduction to Mother Hubbards Facts of Life

Hello to everyone out there in cyberspace. I'm Mother Hubbard and I'm here to bring you the facts of life as I know them. Why you ask? It has come to my attention that there are a lot of young people that don't know the facts of life. You are all just so busy on myspace and facebook looking for I don't know what, to be worrying about the facts of life. I feel it is my duty as Mother Hubbard to share with you my experiences and what I have learned about life. Please feel free to ask questions, no question is off limits. I hope we can talk about all the issues that are troubling you young folk. In the mean time, let me share with you fact of life number 1: life is an amazing journey, the ultimate road trip. Oh how I love a road trip! How many of you out there have been on a road trip. My last road trip was with my daughter to College Park, Maryland for a school competition. We live in a small town here in Vermont. I had no clue how to get there. I went to AAA auto club and got a tripik road map on how to get there. We start out on our road trip to College Park. The weather was rainy and foggy. We made poor time. We got into lower P.A. outside of York and the traffic was bumper to bumper. So, I decided to find an alternative route. To make a long story short I got us lost. After asking for some more directions, we finally made it to our destination at 1 o'clock in the morning. Even though we got lost I really enjoyed the trip. I never learned so much or saw so many different things in my life. Like those annoying little cicada bugs that scared the crap out of my daughter. It was all worth the trip.